Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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