You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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