what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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