My nipple is on Facebook.
You work out of a Hotel?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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