I hope mine doesn't look like that
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
