she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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