I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I AM VODKA MAN
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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