i just google imaged poop.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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