Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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