they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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