Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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