Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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