i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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