in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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