He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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