we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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