it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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