I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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