is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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