whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
