Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Couch. On fire.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
