Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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