You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Sober January is a disaster.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just found puke in my bra..
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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