i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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