quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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