then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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