Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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