i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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