Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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