Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
then he tried to convert me to islam
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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