I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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