Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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