Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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