i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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