Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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