If that was your dad, he is hot
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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