She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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