did you get engaged???
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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