where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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