How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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