What a fucking waste of an outfit
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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