will power is for people who don't want to get laid
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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