remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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