In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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