she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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