Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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