Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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