I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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