It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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