if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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