That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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