I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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