Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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