She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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