forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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