I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
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